TIME TO LAUGH

HAVE FUN READING SOME RIB CRACKING JOKES………..

* Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
* Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
* Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang,
“We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
* Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
* Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
* Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows……..
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